Jewel Box Burlesque

 Ruby spends a lot of time as her alter ego, Stephanie Rubletz, artistic director of JBB. But at night when Ruby comes out to play, all bets are off. Living for the thrill of it, Ruby loves movin, shakin, shimmyin, and in all other ways showing off what Mother Nature had the good sense to give her. She is a force to be reckoned with behind the feather fans and she’s not afraid to let you know it. Hang on to your husbands ladies, Ruby is on fire!

By day she is Kim Howard, recently returned to Calgary and up n' coming actor. The Jade Fox might be the smallest of Jewel Box Burlesque, but don't underestimate her. From stomping her heels to the Garbage Man, and twirling her cape as Little Red Riding Hood, this dynamic little bettie is sure to set your heart apoundin'.  She has an eye for the fine and fancy, so sit up and straighten you tie when this little fox takes the stage. Named for the famous jewel theif, be sure keep an eye on your finery and a hand on your heart, as this dainty dame is sure to have you scrambling to hold on to both. Like a flash of lightening at the start of a storm she will leave you stunned, electrified and always asking for more. 

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls!Come and experience the wonders of Alabaster Fay! Sometimes known and seen as Dee Dee Greening, this crazy broad on her days off can be caught kickin ass and takin names. Even though her massive pipes seem intense don't be intimidated. Spend some time in this babes arms and she'll rock you which ever way you like it. Catch her in action and Miss. Fay will entertain you, make you laugh and shake you a smile.  So sit back, grab a bevy and get ready for a rockin, hoppin, down right good time.

Goldie Box (aka Tasha Johnson) refuses to comment at this time. If she was going to comment, she would say that she is golden all the way the through. Preheat the oven to 375 and bake until golden delicious. When you see her strut her stuff, please keep your thoughts pure, as she is the epitome of virtue and super coolness.